February 15, 2013

The Dating Game: Ladies, Hit Me Up!

Juuuusst in case you didn’t find your Romeo – or Juliet – in time for Valentine’s Day, you might want to check a couple of dating sites to see what’s available out there. I’ve done some of the legwork for you, to help you jump right back into the game.

I've had the pleasure of writing a couple of profiles for people who felt that they couldn't get the true essence of themselves down on paper, and needed the un-biased eye of an outsider to flesh out their one-in-a-million personality to help them attract the perfect mate. In doing my research, I realized that there was gold in them thar hills - of the humorous kind - and without naming names, I’d like to share a few with you.

I offer, for your consideration, the carefully crafted “Best Come-On Lines” of some hopeful men searching for their fair muse. (Don’t feel offended, guys, the ladies are under the microscope next.) These are real lines from real men – even the post title came from several entries. No way could I make these up.

Bachelor #1 is a true romantic; no rushing into gratuitous sex and games for him, oh, no. He's just a simple man who really wants to get to know a woman as a person:

I'm a guy who thinks with his heart and mind and not his . . . (well you know).

Ahh . . . it’s about time. So refreshing, ladies! This guy does NOT think with his . . . well, you know. Never, ever! Ever!

Now, lest you think Bachelor #1 is just too good to be true, consider Bachelor #2, who, at least, may be somewhat more honest. Maybe too honest:

. . . I think my Father hated me . . . beautiful women scare me . . .

Wait. What??

At least we pretty much know where we stand with this guy; although, I wonder what his definition of beautiful is . . . and just how scary you have to be to, um, scare him.

Last, but not least, Bachelor #3:

I have all of my teeth and floss regularly.

OK, now we’re talking. Nothing turns me on more than a full set of chompers. Glad we got that out of the way.

So, who will it be? Bachelor #1, Bachelor #2, or Bachelor #3? Take your time, ladies. And in case you don’t see one you like this round, come back next week for another edition of

Ladies – or Guys – Hit Me Up!

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May your muse be just around the corner
and put a smile upon your face.

- Mona L.

1 comment:

  1. I think I went out with Bachelor #2!! OMG!!!

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