I've had the pleasure of writing a couple of profiles for people who felt that they couldn't get the true essence of themselves down on paper, and needed the un-biased eye of an outsider to flesh out their one-in-a-million personality to help them attract the perfect mate. In doing my research, I realized that there was gold in them thar hills - of the humorous kind - and without naming names, I’d like to share a few with you.
I offer, for your consideration, the carefully crafted “Best Come-On Lines” of some hopeful men searching for their fair muse. (Don’t feel offended, guys, the ladies are under the microscope next.) These are real lines from real men – even the post title came from several entries. No way could I make these up.
Bachelor #1 is a true romantic; no rushing into gratuitous sex and games for him, oh, no. He's just a simple man who really wants to get to know a woman as a person:
I'm a guy who thinks with his heart and mind and not his . . . (well you know).
Ahh . . . it’s about time. So refreshing, ladies! This guy does NOT think with his . . . well, you know. Never, ever! Ever!
Now, lest you think Bachelor #1 is just too good to be true, consider Bachelor #2, who, at least, may be somewhat more honest. Maybe too honest:
. . . I think my Father hated me . . . beautiful women scare me . . .
At least we pretty much know where we stand with this guy; although, I wonder what his definition of beautiful is . . . and just how scary you have to be to, um, scare him.
Last, but not least, Bachelor #3:
I have all of my teeth and floss regularly.
OK, now we’re talking. Nothing turns me on more than a full set of chompers. Glad we got that out of the way.
So, who will it be? Bachelor #1, Bachelor #2, or Bachelor #3? Take your time, ladies. And in case you don’t see one you like this round, come back next week for another edition of
Ladies – or Guys – Hit Me Up!
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May your muse be just around the corner
and put a smile upon your face.
- Mona L.